THE CROW FILES
Name - "They call me The Stoned Crow"
Born – "Jeez, can’t remember"
Occupation – "Labourer, fruit picker, surfer, sign holder, farm-hand, barman, carpenter, office casual, fisherman, miner, waiter. You name it. I done it"
Home – "My home is the road"
Fashion – "Singlet, stubbie shorts and thongs. Sometimes I been known to wear ‘Dunlop Volley’ Tennis shoe. Only $20 at your nearest store. Nike and Adidas can kiss my ass"
Favourite Travel Destination – "The next place"
Favourite Drink – "Aussie Beer. The best in the world"
Dance - "like no-one is watching. Arms, elbows everywhere, mate"
T.V. – "I hate it. Bloody , idiot box"
About Singing – "Singing mate, yeah always"
On Travel Bores – "Just tell ‘em to shut up"
Live Music – "I love it. Stage diving, what a rush"
Pastimes – "Fishing, Surfing, eating, drinking cool beer with good company, watching sport and, as the Irish say, ‘having the craic’"
What will you never do – "Queue to get into a pub. It just aint proper, mate"
Plans for the future – "I just want to get where I’m going and be happy when I get there. That’s it mate"
So Finally,Stoned Crow, Who dont you like?
POLLUTERS
KNOWALLS
RACISTS
POSERS
SNOBS
WARM BEER VENDORS
AGGRO’ PEOPLE
ROBBERS
LIARS
HEAD UP THEIR ASS BUSINESS PEOPLE
PEOPLE WITH NO MANNERS
WHINGERS
SELF SERVING MONEY GRABBING POLITICANS
THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
"BOGARTERS"
TIGHTARSES (THAT’S AUSSIE FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T BUY THEIR ROUND)
SLAVE DRIVING BOSSES
BULLSHITTERS
TRAVELBORES ("I went here and done this and then went here and done this bla, bla bla, ……………)
PEOPLE WHO JUDGE ME ON HOW I LOOK, SPEAK OR ACT.
ALL THE ABOVE THE STONED CROW SALUTES YOU !!!!
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