• Do you want to go to an Amphitheatre where 100,000 people are baying for blood

• You want to see guys hit each other like runaway trains

• Do you want to see a man run around a paddock in 40’C for over 2 hours

• Do you want to see a man kick a ball over 100 yards

• Do you want to see a man fly!

This ain’t Hollywood man! This is Australian Rules Football